Chaplin’s Time Traveller: Still Unsolved?

After the initial excitement caused by George Clarke‘s YouTube posting of an excerpt of footage found behind the scenes in Charlie Chaplin’s 1928 film The Circus showing an old woman apparently using a modern-day mobile phone, many think the explanation is that she was, in fact, using an early type of electrical hearing-aid. But can this really be the answer?

First, here’s George Clarke’s YouTube video (3,154,354 hits and counting at this point). It’s 8:27 long:

Still from FilmThis is a still I lifted from my PC screen with my iPhone, showing the old woman holding something to her ear and speaking animatedly into it. It can be seen on the video that just after this point she behaves as though responding to something said to her, stops walking as though shocked or surprised, turns a little to her left and interjects with some words of her own. This is why George thinks she is using some kind of communication device that would not have existed in the 1920s. It certainly cannot be a mobile phone. (Nor can she be listening to a transistor radio — again, such devices did not exist.)

Western Electric Audiphone 34AThe first explanation which seemed to make sense to some was that she was using a hearing-aid — the Western Electric Model 34A “Audiphone” Carbon Hearing Aid. Manufactured in 1925, it measured 7¾ inches by 4 inches by 1½ inches and weighed just under two pounds.

Photo: Audiphone Hearing Aid. Credit: hearingaaidmuseum.com

As soon as this surfaced on the web, lots of posts to George’s YouTube page offered this as the obvious explanation. QED … except … it can be seen that the large black box is connected to a wire with an earpiece, and it is the earpiece that delivers the sound into the ear — the large black box is the microphone. So if the woman is using an Audiphone, she is holding the microphone to her ear. Why would she be doing this? Some speculate that she was “testing” her appliance. This could be an explanation — but there’s a problem with it.

Me holding a paper facsimile of the Audiphone 34AThis is me holding a piece of paper cut roughly to the Audiphone’s dimensions (7¾” x 4″). It can be seen that it is much longer than the device the woman is holding — her lips are clearly visible, whereas mine are obscured. (The piece of paper is actually slightly wider than 4″ at the bottom — but the length is exactly correct.) The Audiphone’s dimensions and weight would have made it more similar to the older mobile phones of the late 80s/early 90s (often described as “housebricks” because of their unwieldy size), rather than today’s slimline versions, which is what the old woman seems to be holding. So — even if she was talking into the wrong end of the microphone part while erroneously holding it to her ear (if this is what she’s doing, it would make sense for her to put the circular molded part to her ear, thinking the sound would come out of it, and because the wire trails out of the bottom — and if she was holding it upside-down to speak into the microphone, the trailing wire would then be inconveniently coming out of the top by her ear — if she was “testing it”, wouldn’t it be easier to simply hold the unit squarely in front of her mouth, with the earpiece stuffed into one of her ears?), I don’t think the Audiphone fits the bill for an adequate explanation.

Siemens DevicesNext to surface on the web as an explanation for what she’s holding came some images from the Siemens archive — their 1924 “patent for a compact, pocket sized carbon microphone/amplifier device suitable for pocket instruments.” The picture on the right is enlarged from the original at their site.

Photo: Examples of Siemens hearing instruments. Credit: hearing.siemens.com

It can be seen that the man is holding something to his ear in a fashion similar to the old woman in the film, and I’ve enlarged this picture to make clearer exactly what it is. I assume the picture was once used to advertise one of Siemens’ devices — so it is showing, I believe, the man and the young girl using the same instrument — a long and rather thin device shaped rather like an old telephone handset. But though the man’s fingers are curled in a similar way to the old woman’s fingers, the device is nothing like what the old woman in the film is holding. The archive does not provide dimensions or an explanation of how the devices worked — it simply says “For a while, the carbon amplifier patented by Siemens played a major role in hearing aid technology and significantly raised the volume of hearing aids. The electrical energy controlled by the carbon microphone was not fed to the receiver directly. It first drove the diaphragm of an electromagnetic system connected to a carbon-granule chamber. Current was transmitted across this chamber from the vibrating diaphragm electrode to the fixed electrode plate. The amplified current produced mechanical vibrations in the electromagnetic hearing diaphragm that were then transmitted to the ear as sound” — but while many on the web have seen this picture and, because of the way the man’s fingers curl, have assumed this must be the answer to the conundrum, I’m far from convinced.

Siemens Device Siemens Device

Two more Siemens instruments are shown above (again, enlarged from the original pictures at the Siemens site). The first is a box similar to that of the Western Electric Audiphone and the second appears to be a device built into a carry-case the size of a small handbag. Without dimensions, it’s not possible to compare the box with the Audiphone and without a more detailed technical explanation it would be unwise to speculate as to how they worked in practice (where’s the earpiece for the box in the first picture? Are the hand-held devices shown in the first Siemens picture above both microphones and earpieces?)

Applying the principle of Occam’s Razor, it is easy to accept that the old woman in the film is probably using some kind of hearing device, based on what we now know of the kind of hearing instruments around in 1928 — it’s certainly easier than accepting she’s a time-traveller! — but still there are questions arising out of all of this:

The old woman is definitely talking into the device and seems to be conducting a two-way conversation. Whether it is real or imagined (e.g. the old woman is slightly mad and talking to herself) is not clear.

If it is one end of a hearing instrument, who is on the other end, and where are they? It is most definitely not a radio transmitting device (they didn’t exist in such a miniaturized form in 1928). The earpiece at the other end would have to be attached to her box by a wire, and there is no person walking nearby, or indeed a trailing connecting wire, to be seen in the film. It’s possible — if we assume she’s “testing” the appliance — she’s got the earpiece in her right ear while holding the other end of the device up to her left ear. But still, the nature of her reactions as the section of film cross-fades into another scene seems to indicate she’s hearing something unexpected and reacting to it in some slight agitation — just as one would if conversing on a mobile phone today.

If it is a hearing instrument, it does not appear to be either a Western Electric Audiphone or any of the Siemens devices so far postulated as explanations. Are there others, not yet uncovered on the web but languishing in some museum somewhere, that might provide the explanation?

I’m not saying she’s a time traveller. I’m not saying she must be using a mobile phone. (With no mobile networks in existence in those days, who could she be talking to?) I’m just asking: if she’s not holding a hearing instrument of the kind described above … then — assuming the film excerpt is not hoaxed — what is she holding?

Anatomy Of A Stumble

The unprecedented popularity of my recent “Cold Comfort” post was all down to StumbleUpon. For three days, I was in seventh heaven as more and more friendly Stumblers helped my page hits escalate into the thousands — and then along came a reviewer who stopped my party in its tracks.

StumbleUpon logoI’ve written before about the “StumbleUpon Effect”, back in July 2007, when I noticed an increase of several hundred page hits because one of my posts was Stumbled by a handful of Stumblers. Now it’s happened again — in spades. Over the past few days, I’ve watched with mounting excitement as my Cold Comfort post racked up several thousand hits — in fact, by midnight Monday it was around 22,000 since about 5pm Saturday afternoon. This kind of thumbs-up Stumble activity on my little blog is something I’ve never experienced before and left me rather breathless. This time, however — unlike the previous occasion — I’ve also experienced what it feels like to get the thumbs-down treatment too.

StormRegular readers of my blog will know that I’m passionately interested in climate change — the subject dominates my posts. I usually manage around 150 page hits on days when I publish posts. On most other, non-posting, days I languish around the 50 to 60 mark. When I came across a humorous story in Private Eye magazine concerning a man in Austria who was battered on the bum by hailstones shooting out of his toilet — together with mention of freak weather conditions that led the temperature to plunge from 35 degrees centigrade to zero within a few hours, and as a result severe hail storms battered parts of the country, I decided it was material suitable for inclusion in my blog. While being light-hearted, it also highlighted one of the serious aspects of climate change we might all have to cope with in the event of rapid climate cooling: violent storms with accompanying deluges of giant hailstones.

I transcribed the item from the magazine, and while doing so I wondered if anyone else had written about it online. A quick Google search turned up several brief references to the story, including one on another blog that had accompanying pictures which, as Private Eye only had a cartoon, I used to illustrate my own post. I published it on Friday 26th September. Late in the day, Lainiep93 — an online friend of mine — gave it its first Stumble. This then allowed me to Stumble it too (I can’t be the first to Stumble my own posts, as the StumbleUpon system bars me from doing so — but I can Stumble my own posts once someone else has started the ball rolling).

Sunday's StatsThe stats for my web site (provided by GoStats) show that on Thursday, my site had 60 page hits. On Friday — publication and first Stumble day — my site attracted 235 page hits. Saturday’s hit-count was 4,944. On Sunday, things really started popping, with 7,090 page hits being accumulated by the end of the day, and a big increase in hit frequency showing up at around 3pm to 4pm — the reason being that during Saturday and Sunday, more and more Stumblers had given the item the “thumbs-up” (fifty at the current count). These have not been “reviews” as such — only three have taken the time to actually write something about the post, that’s lainiep93, me, and a third reviewer whom I’ll get to in a moment — it was just Stumblers using the “I like it!” button. Once it reached a “critical mass” of Stumblers passing it on to their friends via the thumbs-up and the StumbleUpon system putting it in front of random readers via the Stumble! button, the view-rate went through the roof. There had been 12,034 page hits throughout Saturday and Sunday.

Monday's StatsMonday began as a great day — by 1pm, I’d added a further 7,577 hits, with GoStats estimating 13,966 for the whole day. I was on target for about 26,000 total hits from Saturday up to the end of Monday. I was ecstatic — and then, during the afternoon, my hit-rate slumped, dropping from about 650 in the previous hour to around 100. (You can see the drop in the graph on the right — that sheer brick wall at the 4pm junction.) I believe the reason was empress737700, a Stumbler who gave my post a “thumbs down” and reviewed it thus: GEE, another one that was taken from somewhere else. Jesus Christ people, lets try for some original content, please? This story is bullshit anyway.

The time stamp for Empress’s review is September 29th, 12:31pm. As far as I can ascertain, StumbleUpon’s time stamps use UTC time, the equivalent of GMT — but my stats are logged in BST (i.e. GMT+1 hour), so in my local time this would have been just after 1:30 on Monday afternoon. By the time the StumbleUpon system had processed her thumbs-down and down-rated my post, the effect was being seen in my stats by 4pm BST — 3pm UTC/GMT. (OK — I honestly can’t say whether any other Stumblers had also given it a thumbs-down because, as far as I can see, this info is not provided by StumbleUpon on the review page unless the thumbs-downers also actively review the site in question; so I feel I should qualify what I’ve said by adding that the available evidence points to just this one thumbs-down being the culprit.)

I felt rather deflated. Aside from the fact that Empress had spoiled my stats fun by raining on my parade with her thumbs-down — which obviously had a very negative effect within the StumbleUpon system by drastically lowering the “rating” of my post, reducing the frequency at which it was being randomly placed in front of other Stumblers when they used the “Stumble!” button on their toolbars, and costing me about 3,500 potential hits in the process — she had also completely missed the point of my post. True, it wasn’t original material (how much stuff on the web these days really is original?), but I felt it nonetheless added value to my blog because of the way it highlighted one of the very real consequences of climate change, that of the violent storms it will bring. But of course, Empress didn’t read it in context, just in isolation. She’d obviously come across the same information presented on several other sites, had become bored by the repetition of it — and didn’t believe a word of it anyway. That’s her prerogative — but her single thumbs-down all-but killed my limited opportunity to get my little blog containing what I believe is relevant climate change news in front of a wider audience, so I hope she’ll forgive my chagrin!

Today, it looks like this particular example of the StumbleUpon Effect is wearing off. At this time of writing (mid-afternoon Tuesday), there have been about 670 page hits, with an estimate of around 1,000 for today — still amazingly high for me, but nothing like the heady rush of the past few days, which has seen me achieve more hits in the last 72 hours (22,344) than my blog managed to attract from when I started it in March 2007 to December 2007 (13,581), and more than the whole of 2008 up until a few days ago (13,021). For a little blog like mine, the effect has been nothing short of miraculous and shows what can be achieved via StumbleUpon with the right kind of material — in my case, it would appear that I’m more likely to reach more people with humorous items than I am with my serious posts! It also, however, demonstrates the savage negative effect of a single thumbs-down Stumble. It’s a power that should be wielded wisely — and, perhaps, only after considering the item in question in its context whenever possible.

Yearly Stats

Concerning The Responses My “Cold Comfort” Post Has Received So Far

I’ve mailed Empress asking her to point me to the information that convinces her the original story is bullshit, as I’d be happy to write it up and post it. [UPDATE 03 Oct 08: She's been kind enough to send a reply, which is included in my follow-up post, The Truth Behind 'Cold Comfort'.] Paul Martin commented directly on my post, saying I cry bullshit…..total……idiots (which hardly merited a considered response from me), while qwerty said I’m calling bullshit, the sewer and storm water are separate systems, and why would there be hail stones? why would they be round? (I provided him with an answer.) BenThere then ventured an opinion that This is totally shopped. (Meaning the photos were created using PhotoShop.) I can tell by the pixels and because I have seen many shops in my time. I disputed this, once again asking for more detailed information about what leads him to this conclusion — and so far, surprise surprise, there’s been no reply.

Though I’d be happy to publish anything concrete proving that the basis of the story is untrue, I’m afraid people simply crying “bullshit” and dismissing the story out of hand doesn’t wash with me. I’ll have more to say about this in my next post.

UPDATE 03 Oct 08: Read The Truth Behind ‘Cold Comfort’ for the follow-up post.