Cornwall: Part 2


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CORNWALL: PART 2
The EDEN PROJECT

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The Eden Project map - from Keith's Eden Project web siteWe chose to devote the whole of Wednesday 26th September, our second full day in Cornwall, to a visit to the Eden Project. Located in a huge disused china clay pit at Bodelva, near St. Austell, the project was opened in 2001, under the watchful guidance of visionary founder Tim Smit, working alongside horticultural experts Peter Thoday and Philip McMillan Browse, and Cornish architect and co-founder Jonathan Ball. The more Tim found out about plants, the more he wanted to tell the story of their importance to man, and so for that reason the Eden Project concentrates exclusively upon our relationship with, and dependence upon, plants. Much of our food, clothes, shelter and medicines come from the plant world; without plants, there would be no oxygen for us to breathe — in fact, there would be no life, as we know it, on planet earth.

 
 

The Eden Project on Google Earth - click for a larger image(Click this Google Earth image to view a larger image — and click here for the GE placemarker to load the location into your own installation of Google Earth so you can explore it in more detail.)

It was a showery and rather chilly day, so I was decked out in a long-sleeved T-shirt, a warm woollen jumper and a quilted shirt-coat on top of all that. As we pulled into the car-park — one of many large areas around the periphery of the central complex, all of which are served by a dedicated road infrastructure, the construction of which is almost as impressive as the project itself — the sky was threatening yet another downpour, so I also pulled on a plastic yellow day-glo safety jacket I carry in the boot for emergencies, and donned my hat in preparation for what I thought would be a longish, wet walk down into the main arena. It was only then we realised they operate a free park-and-ride scheme, with bendy buses running every few minutes to take people directly to the visitors’ centre (at the bottom of the above map)!

The Eden Project animation - click for my collection of photos at FlickrEntrance tickets are £14 (with concessions), but that allows you to come back again as many times as you want for the next twelve months. There’s a restaurant for a cuppa before you begin your exploration, as well as a shop (best browsed on the way out), and then you’re through to the observation deck from where you can look out over the whole arena to the huge Tropics Biome (at the top of the map), the smaller Temperate Biome (halfway down the back of the map) and the Core, the exhibition centre (lower right on the map). The exterior areas are all planted with flowers, plants, shrubs, vegetables and fruits — no space is wasted. The yellow zig-zag line on the map is the main path that steers visitors to the different areas with ease; branches lead off into specific outdoor plantations. There’s a staging area (in the centre of the map) where various events, including music concerts, take place throughout the year. (They were preparing it for an ice-skating event when we were there.)


(Mind your ears – the wind was quite strong!)

Everything about the Eden Project is huge, in both its aims and its physical size: the Tropics Biome is the biggest greenhouse in the world, covering 15,590 square metres (1.55 hectares, 3.83 acres). It’s 55 metres (180.45 feet) high, 100 metres (328.08 feet) wide and 200 metres (656.17 feet) long and is high enough to hold the Tower of London or eleven double-decker buses piled on top of one another. The Temperate Biome has an area of 6,540 square metres (0.65 hectares, 1.60 acres), is 35 metres (114.83 feet) high, 65 metres (213.25 feet) wide and 135 metres (442.91 feet) long. More than one million plants, representing 5,000 species from many of the climatic zones of the world, are planted throughout the project.

Before its full opening to the public in March 2001, two construction companies, Sir Robert and Alfred McAlpine, worked for eighteen months without payment or contract (a first for both companies) and then, for good measure, agreed to loan Eden a significant sum only to be repaid if the project was successful! They’re to be congratulated on their foresight and altruism: nearly seven million visitors have come through the doors since then, so hopefully it’s paying them back by now.

The Eden Project animation - click for my collection of photos at FlickrInside the Core, along with the many static and interactive displays, a hidden wonder: estimated to be as old as three hundred million years and weighing as much as ten elephants, a 70-tonne single piece of prime, silver-grey Cornish granite, sculpted by internationally-acclaimed artist Peter Randall-Page into the shape of a seed. Symbolically representing the project’s aspirations to grow into a mighty living repository of some of our planet’s most precious flora, in June 2007 Seed was carefully lowered into the heart of the Core by crane and the roof was then completed above it. Seed won’t be moving again in a hurry! There’s a message to future generations from H.M. Queen Elizabeth II buried under Seed, to rest there forever:

I am confident that the Eden Project will continue to encourage a better understanding of the planet on which we live, to offer a vision of hope for the future, and to inspire us all to work to make this world a better place for everyone.

On the path to the biomes, another work of art: the three-tonne WEEE Man, constructed entirely out of electrical waste. WEEE stands for Waste Electrical and Electronic Equipment and the giant sculpture — created by renowned theatrical designer and contemporary artist Paul Bonomini — represents the total amount of electronic waste an average person in the UK will consume in a lifetime!

The rain had held off for the most part, and by the time we reached the covered concourse linking the two biomes it also seemed to have warmed up a little, but it was as nothing compared to the Tropics Biome!

The Eden Project animation - click for my collection of photos at FlickrAs the big glass doors automatically swung open, we were assaulted by an outrushing wall of stifling heat and amazing humidity. Our glasses steamed up. My jeans clung to my legs immediately, as though I’d been standing under a bathroom shower. I suddenly wished I’d left my yellow jacket back at the car — maybe my jumper and quilted shirt as well. And that long-sleeved T-shirt turned out to be not such a clever idea, either. Every pore was oozing sweat. But I didn’t want to disrobe because I wanted my hands free for taking photos, so I elected — rather foolishly, as it turned out — to keep everything on. We followed the path, along with the many other visitors (sensibly dressed, I noted enviously), rising ever higher into the massive biome, passing dense jungle on either side, crossing streams, ducking under huge overhanging leaves and long, sinewy vines. We passed jungle dwellings — huts constructed from roughly hewn wood and old corrugated metal, just as they are in the jungles of the real world where man has settled — and all the time I was growing hotter and stickier under my many layers of clothing.

The Eden Project animation - click for my collection of photos at FlickrAt the highest point, a magnificent waterfall — a chance for me to get some cool spray on my ever-reddening face. The path then headed back down. It was quite steep in some places and the thick jungle — as well as the heat and humidity — was soon closing in around us once again. Strategically placed sprinklers sprayed a fine mist into the heavy air, adding to my discomfort. That deep, resonating jungle drum I could hear (clever touch, I thought) turned out to be the beating of my own heart, pounding in my ears. I was on the point of preparing for what I thought must inevitably be an imminent stroke when the exit suddenly loomed out of the greenery and — whoosh! — in an instant, we went from oppressive equatorial conditions back to good old late-September England.

My relief was unconfined. We found an outside bench and I hurriedly stripped down to my T-shirt, letting the cool air dry me out. Ten minutes and a cigarette-break later it started to rain, so we ducked inside a nearby café for some refreshments.

(Don’t get me wrong: I’ve written this part up in a — hopefully — lightly comical way, but despite my self-imposed discomfort it was a fantastic experience and one I would highly recommend. Just don’t wear too much heavy clothing when you go there yourself!)

The Eden Project animation - click for my collection of photos at FlickrThe Temperate Biome is a much gentler, cooler place. In fact, it seemed not much warmer inside than it was outside. This is where plants from places like north America, north Africa and the Mediterranean live — such as palm trees, cacti, ferns, succulents, and many more I’ve no hope of identifying for you! Everything’s more spread out and on level ground.

I found myself fascinated by the huge skylights that carefully maintain the optimum temperature by automatically opening and closing. Pneumatically controlled, you hear a –pssshh– of compressed air high above your head and, looking up, you watch the segments open one by one, like the petals of some gigantic metal flower.

For the technically curious, I can tell you that the biomes themselves are constructed from hexagons of various sizes, the largest being about nine metres across. The hexagon frames are made of galvanised tubular steel and glazed with a triple layer of ETFE foil. These layers are kept apart by having air blown in between them, forming an insulating pillow. ETFE stands for Ethylene TetraFluoroEthylene co-polymer foil. ETFE is a transparent, recyclable foil and they say it should last for at least thirty years. It’s anti-static, self-cleaning, very strong, transparent to ultra-violet light and isn’t degraded by sunlight. The whole structure is guaranteed maintenance-free for at least twenty-five years.

And so, after a browse around the plant shop (we bought some wildflower seeds to try in our own little garden) and a stroll through the souvenir shop, our brilliant day at the Eden Project came to an end. The bendy bus took us back to Melon car park and we motored back to our chalet at Carnon Downs.

I’m left with happy memories of a Grand Day Out, together with a lasting sense of awe inspired by this project’s size and depth of commitment to its aims — along with a growing concern about what we’re in danger of losing out in the real world.

Fires burning in Australia, and Indonesia and Malaysia - images from fas.orgBecause it’s a sobering thought, isn’t it, that we must stop our destruction of the world’s rainforests and jungles in our frantic rush to create more grazing farmland for beef and suchlike, or we’re probably done for. We’re certainly contributing to the increasing numbers of fires that are already occurring in the wild, accelerating environmental collapse, by adding our man-made blazes to the overall total. By continuing to nibble at the edges, destroying in the process the precious life-giving lungs of the planet for farmland or wood or whatever, we increase the chances of droughts occurring in those areas around the fringes of the jungle, a footprint that soon spreads like a cancer into the deeper rainforest. That’ll shorten the odds on even more wildfires breaking out, growing unchecked, joining together, maybe unleashing unprecedented firestorms amongst the tinder-dry foliage that will eventually wipe out every last stand of trees, choking the atmosphere with carbon dioxide and accelerating the pace of climate change many of us know in our hearts is coming …

Uh. I’m just saying, is all. And I am a writer, you know — one who often confuses the true and the real, even at the best of times — but this is my blog, which I set up for me to write about what I think. Well this is what I think. Is gonna happen.

I don’t know what we do about it. That we’re an integral component in the complex dance of forces driving climate change cannot be denied; but I also understand that people gotta live. It stands to reason, though, that adding fuel to the fire’s the last thing we want to be doing right now. Don’t you think it’ll be one of the greatest tragedies ever to befall us if, in the coming decades — maybe even during the lifetimes of our children or grandchildren — Cornwall’s Eden Project is the only place left on earth where a rainforest still exists?

But hey — there’s still much we can be positive about. Eden’s guiding lights continue to look to the future with a further uplifting project in mind. The next planned building is called the Edge.

The Edge - The Eden Project's latest project

The site states that its scale and ambition will make the Edge an international icon of sustainability, showing mankind is capable of amazing things. The building will be a model of cutting-edge architecture and technology, harvesting water and energy from the sun, wind and rain, to show how we all might live in the future. It will be a testament to one-planet living, built to the lowest possible carbon footprint and designed to last.

Eden Project CEO Tim Smit says of the Edge: I believe that if we get it right, the Edge could be one of the most important buildings ever built. Not because of its structural form, but because of its ambition to create a setting for asking big questions of interest to all of us: What makes humans content? What lessons from the past can inform the future? And what might great look like? The answers to most of them lie not in the realm of technology, but in the building of healthy, safe and inspired communities drawn together by a narrative for the future they can believe in. In truth it is the theatre for the development of this story that we are wanting to build.

Let’s hope it’ll be able to show us how to live without burning forests.

The Eden Project - click for my collection of photos at Flickr

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Cornwall: Part 1


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CORNWALL: PART 1
To LAND’S END, taking in THE MINACK THEATRE and MOUSEHOLE

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Cornwall map - from travel.newarchaeology.comNever having been to Cornwall, I was full of anticipation when Marcy and I set off (in our brand new car) for one of Britain’s most ancient and mystical counties on Monday 24th September for a four-night stay. Its beautiful, varied landscape of fields and moorland, its rugged, spectacular coastline dotted with sandy coves and its mild, kind — though sometimes fickle — climate make it a popular tourist destination, bringing many financial benefits to its population of some 513,000 residents. Despite the tourist trade, it’s said to be one of the poorer areas of Britain — its principal source of income, the tin mines, closed long ago — and for all I know it is, in financial terms at least. To many, though, it’s rich in so many other ways.

General animation 1 - click to see the full Cornwall photo collection at FlickrPeople of great character, mettle and vision have helped forge Cornwall’s history and landscape. We’ll meet a few along the way, both in this and the next Cornwall post, as well as visit some astonishing achievements in construction, both old and new, blending into Kernow’s landscape and looking as though they might have been hewn out of the very rock or grown from seed, enhancing the area’s already attractive, unique natural attributes — its big country and open skies.

Cornwall cliffs around Land's End - from thinkingms.comAnd of course there’s the coast — cliffs of high, hard granite that have resisted the Atlantic Ocean’s winds and currents for millennia and are still standing, still resisting. They’re Kernow’s indomitable line of defence against both the capricious elements and erstwhile invaders, providing some safe havens for ships sheltering against the battering storms as well as harbours for the trawlermen who fish the deep — but these same implacable cliffs can also be the cause of great maritime tragedies, as we’ll discover …

Some who come here appreciate its light, some its sense of spirituality, others its walks, beaches, views and hospitality; we came to soak up just a little of Cornwall’s magical atmosphere for ourselves and take some of it home with us in photos, videos and memories.

Cornish flag - from Nigel & Louise Underhill's homepage

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Chalet animationWe were booked into a chalet at Carnon Downs Caravan Park, a little south of Cornwall’s only city, Truro. The weather was kind — though a little chilly and showery at times, we nonetheless enjoyed plenty of late September sunshine on our southbound journey. The new Hyundai made easy work of the 180 or so miles from door to door.

Marcy had been to Cornwall several times in the past, so late Monday afternoon, after we’d settled in, we set off to find a local eatery she remembered from a previous visit. It wasn’t far, but my lack of knowledge concerning Cornwall’s geography, despite having studied the road map at length both before we left and during the trip, soon got us into trouble down the narrow, winding lanes, coming across places with unfamiliar names like Bissoe and Twelveheads, Cusgarn, Creegbrawse, Goon Gumpas and Little Sinns — names that soon had my desultory sense of direction spinning. My prime concern was the i30. The roads were so narrow at times, with some really tight blind bends, that any approaching traffic had me cringing in case I scraped the doors on the hedgerows! Locals drove the roads with the assured confidence that locals do everywhere, while we crept along for the most part at a stately 20 or 30mph or so. We never found our intended destination that evening; instead we tried another pub in somewhere like — Penweathers? Or Sparnock? — and were rewarded with an excellent meal.

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Land's End on Google Earth - click for larger imageOn Tuesday, with the weather offering a day of sunny spells and scattered, blustery showers, we decided on Land’s End. (Click this Google Earth image to view a larger image — and click here for the GE placemarker to load the location into your own installation of Google Earth so you can explore it in more detail.) The 40-mile journey from Carnon Downs was conducted on main roads for the most part, until they narrowed for the last few miles to the coast — which seemed to be a feature of all the smaller coastal destinations we visited on this holiday (making driving a brand new vehicle a rather nerve-wracking experience!). It’s the furthest west you can travel, they say, on southern mainland Britain.

 
 

When you get there, you realise why: from the lofty vantage point high on the cliffs, you really appreciate the vastness of the Atlantic Ocean, stretching off in all directions before you (mind your ears — the wind is loud) …

After the last few remaining teeth of jagged granite disappear under the restless waves, it’s nothing but wind and water for three thousand and some miles to New York — water that’s come all the way from the tropics. It’s the North Atlantic Conveyor, part of the mighty Gulf Stream, and is the driving force behind our climate. Much of it’s travelled north from the equator, past America’s eastern seaboard, then it’s been driven across the north Atlantic by the prevailing westerly winds and prevented from going too far north by the cooler waters surrounding the arctic. It arrives here and warms us by giving up its heat to the moist winds that help drive it onto our coast.

The Gulf Stream - from signs-of-the-times.orgStanding on the cliffs and looking out, I try to imagine it diverted further south — to my left, as it were — by ever more cold water flowing down from the accelerating polar ice melt over there on my right. What would happen? How much will our weather change if the climatologists’ predictions are accurate? Constant gusts of chilly, hard-edged, buffeting wind take my breath away, try to push me off my feet. If the warm water goes, these winds would be fiercely cold all the time. Squalls pass every quarter-hour or so now, throwing inconvenient rain in my face. But more likely by then they’d be carrying sleet, and freezing snow … running for cover, seeking shelter, I bet it’s one of those places where it’s windy even on calm days.

 
 

Land's End animation - click to see the full set of photos at FlickrLand’s End is privately owned — Peter de Savary purchased it in 1987 and to the best of my knowledge still owns it. He bought it from another businessman, David Goldstone, who had previously outbid The National Trust for it and then fell into dispute with locals when he started charging an admission fee in 1983. Mr. de Savary paid almost £7m to buy it and invested a further £2m to develop it into a larger tourist attraction with exhibitions, some small souvenir and craft shops and safer pathways. He also pledged not to charge an admission fee — so we only had to pay for the car park, though of course if we wanted to we could have paid to see the Dr. Who exhibition, the Return To The Last Labyrinth and The End To End Story. As it was, we enjoyed a genuine Cornish pasty (so hot it could have melted steel) and a cup of coffee in a little café.

People love to have their photo taken under the famous Land’s End signpost. We were a little taken aback, however, to discover that the sign is privately managed by a man whose family has, apparently, been in charge of it for several decades and charges £9.50 per picture! We decided to save our money and take a quick snap of it from a distance in between the showers …

Land's End signpost - click to see the full set of photos at Flickr

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Minack Theatre on Google Earth - click for larger imageNext stop: a few miles east around the coast — the extraordinary Minack Theatre. In this Google Earth image, you can see the marker for Land’s End in the distance. Click the picture for a larger image — and here’s your GE placemarker so you can explore the area for yourself.

When Marcy described it to me, I thought we were about to visit an old Roman construction of an amphitheatre. In a sense, I wasn’t far wrong — I was just out by about 2,000 years. For the Minack Theatre was planned, built and financed by one determined woman: Rowena Cade, who began the project in the 1930s and continued to work on it until her death in 1983.

 
 

Minack Theatre animation - click to see the full set of photos at FlickrRowena was born in Derbyshire in 1893. As a youngster, she always had an interest in the stage. Her family moved to Cheltenham in 1906. After World War 1, Rowena’s mother — who’d lost her husband to the war — moved the family to Cornwall, eventually settling in a rented house at Lamorna. Rowena discovered the nearby Minack headland, purchased it for £100, and built Minack House there using granite from a St. Levan quarry. She staged some plays in her garden, but being short of seating space, she looked around for somewhere more appropriate and hit upon the idea of using the gully above the Minack Rock. The natural slope, she thought, would be ideal for some terraced seating …

During the winter of 1931-32, Rowena — already 38 years old — and two Cornish craftsmen laboured to build a simple stage and some rough seating in time for the first performance there, “The Tempest”. For lighting they used batteries, some car headlights and electricity fed from Minack House.

Amazingly, the nearest Rowena had come to manual work before then was sewing and mucking out horses. She laboured as “apprentice” to her gardener Billy Rawlings and Thomas Angove. The two men cut granite by hand from piles of tumbled boulders, and Rowena helped them carefully inch the stones into place. They in-filled the terraces with earth and smaller stones shovelled down from the higher ledges. And all this work took place on the slope above the sheer drop into the Atlantic! Fortuitously, the only “men overboard” were a few stones and one wheelbarrow …

Rowena worked on each winter, in all weathers, adding to the seating, the performers’ dressing-rooms and the other facilities, until she reached her mid-eighties. This incredible woman died just short of her ninetieth birthday, still thinking about the future. She left behind elaborate sketches suggesting how she thought the theatre might be covered to protect it from the elements, but as yet no-one’s had the cash to put those plans into action.

It’s an astonishing place that’s been the venue for hundreds of open-air performances down through the years. Marcy was lucky enough to watch one in the 1980s and the trustees, the Friends of the Minack Theatre, still put on plays several times a year. You might be surprised to learn that they only lose about two shows a year to inclement weather!

Rowena Cade's Minack Theatre - click to see the full set of photos at Flickr

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Mousehole on Google Earth - click for larger imageOur final destination on this first day travelling around Cornwall was Mousehole — pronounced, as near as I can write it phonetically, mahwl’zll, to rhyme with “cows’ll”.

(Click here for the GE placemarker to load the location into your own Google Earth.)

This tiny hamlet suffered a tragic event in 1981 when, on December 19th, the Penlee lifeboat Solomon Browne and her crew of eight — all from Mousehole — answered a distress call coming from the Union Star, which had got into severe difficulties on its maiden voyage in a hurricane force 12 storm. Winds were gusting up to 90 knots, creating waves of 60 feet in height. The lifeboat’s entire crew — as well as the eight people aboard the Union Star — were lost.

Eye witnesses later reported that despite the appalling conditions, the Solomon Browne‘s incredibly courageous crew — all volunteers — kept moving her alongside the stricken vessel, and at least twice she was thrown right on to the coaster’s deck. On another occasion, she slammed into its side. She appeared to move away under control and her last message confirmed four people had been rescued. A helicopter crew then saw the Solomon Browne, by then only 50 yards offshore, apparently turn back — perhaps in another rescue bid. Radio contact with the lifeboat was lost soon after, and her lights disappeared ten minutes later.

The Solomon Browne lifeboat - from BBC News
The Solomon Browne

Posthumous awards of gallantry were made to the coxswain, crew and station, and the Queen sent a message of sympathy to the bereaved families of William Trevelyan Richards, aged 56, the Coxswain; James Stephen Madron, 35, Second Coxswain/Mechanic; Nigel Brockman, 43, Assistant Mechanic, a fisherman; John Blewett, 43, Emergency Mechanic, a telephone engineer; Kevin Smith, 23; Barrie Torrie, 33, a fisherman; Charles Greenhaugh, 46, landlord of the Ship Inn in Mousehole, and Gary Wallis, 23.

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This was one of the trickiest places to negotiate in a car that I’ve ever been to — the roads in the village, and those leading down to it, are extremely narrow!

Mousehole animation - click to see the full set of photos at FlickrA beautiful scene greets you when you eventually crawl down through the steep, winding country lanes and negotiate the tricky turns into one of the few small car parks. We were lucky — the winds had died down and late afternoon sunshine warmed us as we wandered around the quiet little harbour, browsing the sleepy shops, enjoying the peaceful atmosphere, listening to the poignant cries of the seagulls and taking in the stunning views. Some elderly men sat on seats by the harbour wall, watching the world go by; we joined them for a while, reflecting quietly on what it must have been like for this close-knit community on that terrible day just before Christmas 1981, when they received the heartbreaking news that eight of their bravest souls had succumbed to the cruel sea whilst trying to save the lives of others …

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Soon it was time for us to journey back to our chalet, play some Scrabble — and prepare ourselves for Wednesday’s destination, the highlight of our holiday: The Eden Project.

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London – Our Temporary Playground

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Millennium HotelMarcy and I took a few days off last week and went to London. We’d booked tickets with Superbreaks to see two musicals — Grease at the Adelphi Theatre and Joseph at the Piccadilly Theatre — and we were staying at the Millennium Hotel in Sloane Street, at the heart of London’s most fashionable shopping area around Kensington and Knightsbridge. You don’t get a choice of hotel when booking shows through Superbreaks, as it depends on what deals they’ve struck with the theatres and hotels, so we just took what we were offered — and we couldn’t have been more delighted, even though the cost of the hotel room for three nights and the show tickets combined was £738. (The cost of a double room per night at the Millennium is around £330!)

Congestion Charge logoAs Marcy’s not very good with trains (and definitely didn’t want to go on the Underground tube train system), we chose to drive the 140 miles to London on the Monday, arriving at around 2pm. Taking a car into this part of London isn’t cheap — the Congestion Charge cost us £8 per day, so our four-day visit racked up £32, and we didn’t even drive anywhere once we got there! Added to that was the hotel’s charge for parking the car in their own car-park — another £126. We used taxis to get to and from theatreland a few miles away on the Tuesday and Wednesday evenings — about £10 per journey, £40 in all. We could have used buses, but we travelled by bus on our previous London break in January and this time I just fancied travelling in style and comfort!

HarrodsBut these fees were as nothing compared to what we ended up spending at that most famous of stores, Harrods, owned by Mohamed al-Fayed. This photo shows the store as seen from what became our favourite watering-hole, Café Nero, on the other side of the road. We’d do some retail therapy for a couple of hours, then stroll over and grab a table and a couple of lattes and just watch the world go by for a while. We bought some clothes from some of the other nearby shops, but the lure of Harrods was irresistible and our feet kept taking us back there!

We were impressed — which was, no doubt, the intention — by the security at some of the shops, such as Gucci in Sloane Street, where there’s a burly guard who stands outside the door all day long, and another very large chap who stands inside, right up against the door, looking like he’d break you in two if you dared to walk in. They count visitors in and out on little clickers, presumably to make sure no-one sneaks themselves away in a broom cupboard to run riot amongst the handbags after lights-out. Extraordinary. (It was sufficiently scarey to stop us going in, so it worked on these two out-of-town hicks!)

Animation: Harrods - interiorThis animation shows just a few shots of the Harrods interior — the top of the escalator, with the golden pharaoh looming over it, the Food Hall, and the amazing chocolates! (As a diabetic I can’t eat them, but at least I can swoon over the photo!) The place oozes opulence, with halls given names like The Room Of Luxury, and many items in the jewellery, handbag and clothing galleries with no price tag (a sure indicator that if you have to ask how much it is, you can’t afford it!). We’d intended to spend Tuesday in Harrods and Wednesday over the other side of London at the National Maritime Museum, but by Tuesday afternoon we’d decided that the museum would have to wait until another visit — Harrods was just too big and we needed more time to explore all its nooks and crannies!

Animation: The Ivy Restaurant & The Piccadilly TheatreOn Tuesday evening, we dined at The Ivy Restaurant before toddling off to the Piccadilly Theatre to see Grease. You can see the unassuming exterior in one of the photos in this animation. (Photos inside weren’t allowed.) The Ivy is famous for being the place where the actors and actresses appearing in the various nearby theatres go to unwind. As our table was booked for 5:30pm (the time it opens its doors for the evening) we didn’t really expect it to be busy, but actually it soon filled up and buzzed with lively conversations. We scrutinised the new arrivals and I’m sure I recognised some faces, but couldn’t put names to them! The menu was what I would describe as “posh” — i.e. I didn’t know what most of the dishes on offer were and most seemed quite pricey — so we opted for crab bisque for me and bean soup for Marcy as starters and ordered (would you believe) corned beef hash as our main courses! The hash was almost as big as the plate on which it arrived, with two fried eggs on top and a side order of peas and carrots. We didn’t trouble with dessert and had a soft drink each. The bill, which included a built-in 12.5% gratuity, came to £58 which I thought quite reasonable. Then it was off to Grease. It starred Danny Bayne and Susan McFadden, who’d won their roles in the recent TV show that searched for suitable stars to play Danny and Sandy. Though it was great fun and well performed, in my opinion it didn’t hold a candle to Joseph (about which more later).

Animation: The Serpentine in Hyde ParkWe were certainly lucky with the weather — as these photos of our Wednesday walk in Hyde Park show. We were en route to a destination at the far western end of the park, and after we’d admired the (wicker) elephants and the (real) wildfowl, we stopped for a coffee and sandwich at The Lido cafeteria, where we sat by the water’s edge. Before long we had some more feathered friends craning their necks over the railings, after a few beakfuls of our food! Marcy bravely offered them some tasty morsels which, as you can see, they were only to happy to accept.

Animation: Tributes to DianaOur destination was Kensington Palace, which is located at the western end of Hyde Park. Our trip pretty much coincided with the tenth anniversary of Diana, Princess of Wales’s untimely and tragic death in France. Three of the photos in this animation show the tributes set up to Diana and Dodi Fayed at Harrods — one in an outside window and two more inside the store. The photo with the four candles includes what is said to be the glass from which Diana took her last drink.

We thought we’d pay our respects by leaving some flowers at the palace’s gates. The other three photos in this animation depict the plethora of flowers, photographs, poems, banners and newspaper articles left by those who had visited before us.

I also took one of my little videos on my Kodak camera, just to capture the flavour of the day:

I was struck by how it might be that we were witnessing — and participating in — the beginnings of what could, given a thousand years and so much climate change that our world falls into chaos and we lose touch with our past, turn into a fully-fledged cult of Diana worship. Even the preservation of that glass from which she supposedly sipped her final drink resonates with the Grail legend …

Joseph at The Adelphi TheatreThat evening, after a light dinner at the Gloucester pub across the road from our hotel, we grabbed a taxi to the Adelphi Theatre to see Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat. The result of another reality TV show’s search for the star, this one gave Lee Mead the chance to shine — and shine he most certainly does! It seems the part could have been made for him. The rest of the cast provide excellent support in a story that stays true to its original Lloyd-Webber/Rice roots but has some additional twists added by Simon Lee and Nigel Wright — including a Pharaoh played to the hilt by Dean Collinson, dressed and singing like Elvis Presley (The King — geddit?)! He had us all roaring with laughter, and by the end of the show, featuring the Joseph Megamix performed with great gusto by the full company, we were all out of our seats, clapping and dancing like kids. Comparing the two shows we saw, I have to say Joseph won hands down — its story was more meaningful, the performers conveyed more energy and commitment and it was, ultimately, all the more memorable because of it.

After our last lavish continental breakfast on Thursday morning it was time to have the car driven round to the door, load up and begin the journey home. We left with rather more baggage in the boot than we had brought with us, and rather more memories of our stay than I had anticipated bringing home. We might not have spotted any celebrities at The Ivy, but we did see Shirley Bassey in an Accessorize shop, trying on a rakish-looking hat!

Our bank account took a bashing, but we thought it was worth every penny to see how the other half live — and to live like them, even for just a short while — and we’d happily do it again. In fact, we intend to — we’ve been spolit now and we’d like to make an annual pilgrimage to that part of London to worship at the altar of mammon and designer labels!


London on Google Earth

Here’s the Google Earth image of where we stayed (click for larger image), together with your Google Earth Placemarks: for The Millennium Hotel, Harrods, The Lido at the Serpentine in Hyde Park and Kensington Palace Gates.

To see my full collection of photos from this trip, see my Flickr account.

Enjoy!