Anatomy Of A Stumble

The unprecedented popularity of my recent “Cold Comfort” post was all down to StumbleUpon. For three days, I was in seventh heaven as more and more friendly Stumblers helped my page hits escalate into the thousands — and then along came a reviewer who stopped my party in its tracks.

StumbleUpon logoI’ve written before about the “StumbleUpon Effect”, back in July 2007, when I noticed an increase of several hundred page hits because one of my posts was Stumbled by a handful of Stumblers. Now it’s happened again — in spades. Over the past few days, I’ve watched with mounting excitement as my Cold Comfort post racked up several thousand hits — in fact, by midnight Monday it was around 22,000 since about 5pm Saturday afternoon. This kind of thumbs-up Stumble activity on my little blog is something I’ve never experienced before and left me rather breathless. This time, however — unlike the previous occasion — I’ve also experienced what it feels like to get the thumbs-down treatment too.

StormRegular readers of my blog will know that I’m passionately interested in climate change — the subject dominates my posts. I usually manage around 150 page hits on days when I publish posts. On most other, non-posting, days I languish around the 50 to 60 mark. When I came across a humorous story in Private Eye magazine concerning a man in Austria who was battered on the bum by hailstones shooting out of his toilet — together with mention of freak weather conditions that led the temperature to plunge from 35 degrees centigrade to zero within a few hours, and as a result severe hail storms battered parts of the country, I decided it was material suitable for inclusion in my blog. While being light-hearted, it also highlighted one of the serious aspects of climate change we might all have to cope with in the event of rapid climate cooling: violent storms with accompanying deluges of giant hailstones.

I transcribed the item from the magazine, and while doing so I wondered if anyone else had written about it online. A quick Google search turned up several brief references to the story, including one on another blog that had accompanying pictures which, as Private Eye only had a cartoon, I used to illustrate my own post. I published it on Friday 26th September. Late in the day, Lainiep93 — an online friend of mine — gave it its first Stumble. This then allowed me to Stumble it too (I can’t be the first to Stumble my own posts, as the StumbleUpon system bars me from doing so — but I can Stumble my own posts once someone else has started the ball rolling).

Sunday's StatsThe stats for my web site (provided by GoStats) show that on Thursday, my site had 60 page hits. On Friday — publication and first Stumble day — my site attracted 235 page hits. Saturday’s hit-count was 4,944. On Sunday, things really started popping, with 7,090 page hits being accumulated by the end of the day, and a big increase in hit frequency showing up at around 3pm to 4pm — the reason being that during Saturday and Sunday, more and more Stumblers had given the item the “thumbs-up” (fifty at the current count). These have not been “reviews” as such — only three have taken the time to actually write something about the post, that’s lainiep93, me, and a third reviewer whom I’ll get to in a moment — it was just Stumblers using the “I like it!” button. Once it reached a “critical mass” of Stumblers passing it on to their friends via the thumbs-up and the StumbleUpon system putting it in front of random readers via the Stumble! button, the view-rate went through the roof. There had been 12,034 page hits throughout Saturday and Sunday.

Monday's StatsMonday began as a great day — by 1pm, I’d added a further 7,577 hits, with GoStats estimating 13,966 for the whole day. I was on target for about 26,000 total hits from Saturday up to the end of Monday. I was ecstatic — and then, during the afternoon, my hit-rate slumped, dropping from about 650 in the previous hour to around 100. (You can see the drop in the graph on the right — that sheer brick wall at the 4pm junction.) I believe the reason was empress737700, a Stumbler who gave my post a “thumbs down” and reviewed it thus: GEE, another one that was taken from somewhere else. Jesus Christ people, lets try for some original content, please? This story is bullshit anyway.

The time stamp for Empress’s review is September 29th, 12:31pm. As far as I can ascertain, StumbleUpon’s time stamps use UTC time, the equivalent of GMT — but my stats are logged in BST (i.e. GMT+1 hour), so in my local time this would have been just after 1:30 on Monday afternoon. By the time the StumbleUpon system had processed her thumbs-down and down-rated my post, the effect was being seen in my stats by 4pm BST — 3pm UTC/GMT. (OK — I honestly can’t say whether any other Stumblers had also given it a thumbs-down because, as far as I can see, this info is not provided by StumbleUpon on the review page unless the thumbs-downers also actively review the site in question; so I feel I should qualify what I’ve said by adding that the available evidence points to just this one thumbs-down being the culprit.)

I felt rather deflated. Aside from the fact that Empress had spoiled my stats fun by raining on my parade with her thumbs-down — which obviously had a very negative effect within the StumbleUpon system by drastically lowering the “rating” of my post, reducing the frequency at which it was being randomly placed in front of other Stumblers when they used the “Stumble!” button on their toolbars, and costing me about 3,500 potential hits in the process — she had also completely missed the point of my post. True, it wasn’t original material (how much stuff on the web these days really is original?), but I felt it nonetheless added value to my blog because of the way it highlighted one of the very real consequences of climate change, that of the violent storms it will bring. But of course, Empress didn’t read it in context, just in isolation. She’d obviously come across the same information presented on several other sites, had become bored by the repetition of it — and didn’t believe a word of it anyway. That’s her prerogative — but her single thumbs-down all-but killed my limited opportunity to get my little blog containing what I believe is relevant climate change news in front of a wider audience, so I hope she’ll forgive my chagrin!

Today, it looks like this particular example of the StumbleUpon Effect is wearing off. At this time of writing (mid-afternoon Tuesday), there have been about 670 page hits, with an estimate of around 1,000 for today — still amazingly high for me, but nothing like the heady rush of the past few days, which has seen me achieve more hits in the last 72 hours (22,344) than my blog managed to attract from when I started it in March 2007 to December 2007 (13,581), and more than the whole of 2008 up until a few days ago (13,021). For a little blog like mine, the effect has been nothing short of miraculous and shows what can be achieved via StumbleUpon with the right kind of material — in my case, it would appear that I’m more likely to reach more people with humorous items than I am with my serious posts! It also, however, demonstrates the savage negative effect of a single thumbs-down Stumble. It’s a power that should be wielded wisely — and, perhaps, only after considering the item in question in its context whenever possible.

Yearly Stats

Concerning The Responses My “Cold Comfort” Post Has Received So Far

I’ve mailed Empress asking her to point me to the information that convinces her the original story is bullshit, as I’d be happy to write it up and post it. [UPDATE 03 Oct 08: She's been kind enough to send a reply, which is included in my follow-up post, The Truth Behind 'Cold Comfort'.] Paul Martin commented directly on my post, saying I cry bullshit…..total……idiots (which hardly merited a considered response from me), while qwerty said I’m calling bullshit, the sewer and storm water are separate systems, and why would there be hail stones? why would they be round? (I provided him with an answer.) BenThere then ventured an opinion that This is totally shopped. (Meaning the photos were created using PhotoShop.) I can tell by the pixels and because I have seen many shops in my time. I disputed this, once again asking for more detailed information about what leads him to this conclusion — and so far, surprise surprise, there’s been no reply.

Though I’d be happy to publish anything concrete proving that the basis of the story is untrue, I’m afraid people simply crying “bullshit” and dismissing the story out of hand doesn’t wash with me. I’ll have more to say about this in my next post.

UPDATE 03 Oct 08: Read The Truth Behind ‘Cold Comfort’ for the follow-up post.

Twitter? What’s Twitter?

How do you explain Twitter to someone who’s never heard of it? Here’s how I tried, in a recent e-mail to a Facebook friend. (I think I got most of it right …)

Twitter’s been around for a while now and is extremely popular. It works in a similiar way to the Facebook Status Updates, in that you can tell people what you’re doing, thinking, planning, etc., but it goes out to the whole world rather than just your FB friends. (There are settings to either restrict the visibility of your posts, so that just friends can see them, or to allow the Public Timeline to display them, i.e. to everyone worldwide.)

You can send short messages of 140 characters max via the web, or various web applications that access the Twitter interface, or even your mobile (in a number of countries), and those messages are then sent to all the users who have elected to “follow” you. Similarly, you can elect to follow other users and see all their messages — or “tweets”, as they’re endearingly called.

Incoming tweets, and the tweets you send, can be read either at your Twitter Profile page (when you’ve set one up — which is very easy), and you can also have them sent direct to your mobile as text messages if you’re away from your computer.

Here’s my Twitter Profile page: twitter.com/SomersetBob

I started using it about a year ago, then discovered FaceBook and concentrated on using that. Now I’ve sort of rediscovered Twitter and am getting back into using it again.

Several applications have been developed to interact with Twitter and display the info in various different ways. Sometimes it’s not convenient to have your Twitter page open all the time in a browser (and you have to manually refresh it to see latest tweets), so something like Twhirl, which works without a browser, is better — it automatically checks regularly to see if there are any new tweets and notifies you with pop-ups: twhirl.org

There are a few FaceBook applications designed to work with Twitter. Unfortunately, almost all of them I’ve been playing with over the past few days have technical problems!

There’s one built by the Twitter Team called, appropriately enough, Twitter, which my Facebook friends can see working in my Facebook Profile, but unfortunately the settings page is corrupted and inaccessible until someone fixes whatever’s wrong!

Another app, called TwitterVision, was originally designed to work outside FB, and they then developed an app for FB, but although it works well at its own site, this app doesn’t work properly inside FB either! (It doesn’t seem to update the box in my Profile with my latest tweets.) Try it at its own web site — it’s a map that displays many of the tweets from around the world almost as fast as they’re posted. Fun to watch!

Finally, there’s another app called FriendFeed that works inside FB and also outside.

This one’s a bit complicated to set up, but again my FB friends can see it in my FB Profile — it displays various feeds (not only Twitter) from me and my friends, and updates every time we add either a tweet to Twitter, add pics to Flickr or add other things to other social networking sites such as YouTube, del.icio.us, etc. This one seems to be working OK at present!

There you go — checking out that little lot should keep you busy for a while!

Have fun!

True? Real? Confused?

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WHERE THE TRUE AND THE REAL ARE OFTEN CONFUSED

by Our Staff Reporter Kaye Mudd

Established in April 2007, ‘Somerset’ Bob’s Place is the official web site for Bob Kingsley, a UK voice-over man and writer. Some people say he’s very good at one. He’s certainly passionate about the other. But how many of you know him well enough to say which way round it is? Those who don’t know him at all may well ask: who is this guy really?

Here’s a glimpse of him, holding court in the kitchen at a recent New Year’s party. Another guest had been foolish enough to ask how he’d first got into radio.

“Well. It all started professionally for me in nineteen seventy-nine.” He paused dramatically to light a smoke before continuing. “I’d done lots of hospital radio and practicing in a wardrobe before that, back into my mid-teens, but I was — mmm? Yes, a wardrobe. It’s a story for another time — I was twenty-four when I joined Pennine Radio in Bradford as a commercial copywriter and producer. It was there I developed my voice-over skills — had you noticed that I’m, you know, using them right now? No? No, well, I’m not, no — yes, and presented my first professional radio shows.” He took another puff.

“Over the next twenty-five years,” he continued, warming to his subject, “I moved on to work at various other UK commercial radio stations including DevonAir in Exeter-Torbay, CBC in Cardiff, County Sound in Guildford, Spire FM in Salisbury and Gold Radio in Shaftesbury. I specialised in breakfast shows, but I did every kind of programming in my time. And all the while I was expanding my vee oh work. Eventually I gave up radio shows and became a full-time vee oh artist with my own home studio.”

The other guests’ eyes were starting to glaze over by now, and a few had already drifted away, so he took another puff and pressed on more urgently. “Get to two thousand and seven, I’m fifty-two and after nearly thirty years in the radio business — midlife crisis! Wife dies, I move home to downsize and decide it’s time to add another string to my bow by going back to something I’ve dallied with a few times in the past: writing. I’ve always loved writing. Never really had the time though, you know? So while continuing to accept vee oh engagements — and remarry — I began building the blog. The archive carries my attempts at writing fiction over the years — science-fiction, mainly. In my regular blog entries I write about subjects ranging from climate change — I’m really Big On That — to web two point oh social networking, like YouTube and Twitter and StumbleUpon and — and FACEBOOK, any of you know Facebook? It’s very good. I take in some travel, photography, music and video, and explore other avenues along the way. It’s all fanTAStic, this digital stuff! I love it!”

By now the one remaining guest was edging toward the door. Bob hurried on. “I’ve just started a Facebook page for the web site. So I’ve got TWO now, one for me and one for my site. How cool is THAT? Are you on Facebook? It’s GREAT! Did I say that already? No, I mean, really. Really addictive. Though, so got to be careful. Too much of it drives you crazy, they say. Makes you paranoid or something. I don’t think so. Do you? I don’t think so. I don’t know who these people are, but they’re everywhere and they’re always saying it. Anyway. Where was I? Oh yes. You can see the same blog entries in both places — hey, existing like two parallel universes, don’t you think? — but it’s really best to read the blog itself because the layout’s better and you should leave any comments you want to make there, so non-Facebookers can read them too, because if you leave them in the Facebook universe only Facebookers will see them, but of course I’d welcome ANY comments, so to be perfectly honest about it I’ll be happy if people chip in ANYWHERE!” He laughed, just a little too loudly, his eyes sparkling.

“You know, it’s COMMENTS that are the lifeblood of any blog, the LIFEBLOOD! D’you see? Fans’ll leave comments at the Facebook site. I need Fans. Lots more FANS for the Facebook page. Who knows? Maybe with more Fans, it’lll take on a life of its OWN! In a parallel UNIVERSE!” The guest made a hasty dash for it as Bob concluded, wonderingly, “It’ll be like having two blogs in two different universes … only it’ll be the same blog, bifurcating at every turn, at every post, every comment …

“Wait — YOU COULD BECOME ONE,” he shouted after the last escapee as they made for the safety of the lounge. “A FAN! AW, GO ON! I NEED AS MANY AS I CAN GET!”

He subsided, and it was a while before he realised he was staring at himself from a nearby kitchen mirror. As he focused on staring back, his Doppelganger said: “At least let me tell you about the wardrobe …”

It was at this reflective moment in the party that your reporter realised she needed a long sit down on the sofa in the other room. And for all anyone knows, in another universe, she could be sitting there still.

- 13 January 2008